Comments on: More Things You Should Never Say to Your Bartender

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:32:11 +0000

This is a little too….uh, not quite sure, but, can i trade it in for a midori sour?
Your response: My favorite!
Now get the fuck out!

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:31:24 +0000

“I’m friends with the owner” is a personal favorite.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:42:32 +0000

How about the ever popular “Could you fill this wine glass all the way up?”
Possible answers:
1-Sure dumb-ass,if you want to
pay for a double.
2-I’m sure your boxed wine at home
dosen’t need room to breathe,
but expensive european wines do.
3-Would you like me to put this 5
oz pour in a smaller glass for
you so it looks filled up.
4-Sure I’ll fill it up, would you
like 7up or soda added? Rocks?